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2008-12-31T11:43:00.000-08:00

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2008-12-30T14:01:00.000-08:00

me: there should be a button on all telephones that allows you to zap the person on the other end
I think that would make all telephone conversations both less frequent and more polite
Friend: you'd probably need the same thing on your computer then, for IM conversations
me: and more importantly, bring the telemarketing industry to its knees, mwahahaha
uh
was that a hint?

;)
Friend: uh...no, not a hint at all.

;)
me: ZAP!

2008-12-30T11:24:00.000-08:00

Friend: I can't be a nudist
me: lol, why not?
Friend: she said there's nothing sexual about it.
so I'm out.
me: lol, thats what I was thinking
Friend:  lol.
me: I almost replied, "Maybe not to you..."
but I didn't want to creep her ou
Friend:  lol
me: "Oh, no. There's nothing sexual about it. Hmm? What, that? Oh, it's always like thet. I'm seeing a doctor about it."
I wonder if the 800lb gorrila in the room ever knocked over a glass or something
ok, I better stop
Friend:  lmao.
that's not funny. My cousin's best friend really had that happen to him. They had to cut out his junk. Now he has this pump up sci-fi type thing.
that might have been TMI
but I had to share
me: That is deffinetly going on the blog
lololol
Friend:  lol

2008-12-30T11:10:00.000-08:00

me: if my parents drank alcohol when I grew up I would now be an alcoholic.
Friend: lol
me: Based on my current coffee addiction
Friend: having some hard times?
me: no no. nothing like that
Friend: I'm thinking of getting a g1
me: Im just realizing the connection between my parent's coffee habits, and my own, and extrapolating it hypotheticly
must be niice
Friend: well the determining factor is if I can afford it, or not
me: well in that case I'm thinking of getting a space shuttle
Friend: lol

2008-12-30T10:57:00.000-08:00

me: well, technically isn't Lion-O still a kid himself? that's what the voice over said and what the hell is a galacto-year anyway
Friend: true i guess, i need to watch the old ones again, and start wearing my thundercats belt buckle before it gets played out i guess
me: why does the tearm 'year' go out of fashion in the future?
Friend: becuase it sounds old fashioned
me: there is always some kind of prefix
Solar-year
standard year
Friend: how long id a cycle or mega cycle in the transformers universe
me: about 1,72 standard galacto-years
give or take a kilo-chron

2008-12-30T10:52:00.000-08:00

Friend: How is your family?
me: They will live.
For how long, none can say.
Friend: That's not a ringing endorsement of their health, well-being and happiness
Do I read that as, "They are driving me mad and I am this close to becoming a homicidal maniac and taking them all out," or, " They are sick all the time"?
me: It was not meant to imply anything of that sort, just a general appraisal of the inability of humans to know the future.
What I mean is that they stand as much a chance of being alive tomorrow as any of us.
Friend: Oh that.
me: Any of us with a reasonable chance to see tomorrow, that is.
Friend: Well, you could answer that way anytime about anyone.
me: True.
Friend: So, a useless answer if you thought I cared to know anything from asking the question.
me: I'll say this, apart from acceptable uncertainty, I expect we all have many happy years ahead of us.
Friend: Well, I know so much more now than I did a few (useless) minutes ago.
me: I will concede to social norms and say, "They're good, and yours?"
Friend: Oh, they are fine.
Jimmy, tell me this...who else do you know can keep up with you in this manner when it comes to useless, yet intellectually stimulating chat banter?

2006-04-05T09:41:00.000-07:00

These are some Polaroids I took during my recent trip to the Island. Man did I have a blast!

2006-03-30T10:46:00.000-08:00

Here's a augmented screen cap from Lockdown. Its the doodle on the blast door.

2006-03-08T08:11:00.000-08:00

Charlie's journey to the Darkside takes a startling turn in an upcoming episode entitled, Revenge of the Rock God.

2006-01-30T18:16:00.000-08:00

Hugo's former life as a pro Body Builder is revealed in the upcomeing episode, "...Weight".

2006-01-30T14:57:00.000-08:00

This is the absolute first Lost-inspired screen cap I ever did. This is another 'Bonus' pic as I never posted it at the 'Lage.

2006-01-30T14:55:00.001-08:00

My caption for this pic.

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My caption for this picture.

2006-01-30T14:53:00.000-08:00

This was the inevitable result of nicknaming the Monster 'Smokey'.

2006-01-30T14:52:00.000-08:00

I just ran amok with this and asked viewers to identify what's wrong with this pic. There are 9 things wrong.

2006-01-30T14:51:00.000-08:00

Oh Yeah!!

2006-01-30T14:49:00.000-08:00

What's he doing there!?

2006-01-30T14:48:00.002-08:00

I think this was my first instance of the M&M boys on the Island. This was going to expand my "Edible Mascot Theory", but alas no one paid attention or cared. I think it was also my last M&M themed pic.

2006-01-30T14:48:00.001-08:00

Somebody had the nerve to suggest that Smokey concealed a large bird of some sort. This idea was naturaly dubbed the 'Big Bird Theory'. I had to do it!

2006-01-30T14:48:00.000-08:00

A little foreshadowing anyone?

2006-01-30T14:45:00.001-08:00

Visual speculation regarding the Dark Territory Danielle spoke of.

2006-01-30T14:45:00.000-08:00

"Look out Jack!" 'Nuff said.

2006-01-30T14:44:00.000-08:00

A scene from the fictitious "LOST: A Christmas Special"

2006-01-30T14:40:00.000-08:00

Oh goodness. The thread I started to post this image was the wackiest one ever. It went way off topic and got very silly. I'm shocked it was never locked. The pic is just a idea I had about the Others being clones of the Losties. I did this image to suggest a future epi where Jack infiltrates a group of his clones. The real Jack is the one in focus. You can tell because he has his key necklace.

2006-01-30T14:36:00.000-08:00

Sooo... Dubya's in on it eh? (he's wearing a Dharma lapel pin. You can't tell, but the image in the middle of the logo is an American flag instead of an arrow or swan!)

2006-01-30T14:28:00.000-08:00

My take on what remote viewing may look like. Especially if one were to remote view hungry men.

2006-01-30T14:27:00.000-08:00

I'm not quite sure why I did this one. I just wanted to be subtle I guess. I offered it as an explanation as to why the polar bears were on the island. It worked fine untill some wise guy mentioned that polar bears are from the artic and penguins are from the antartic. Oops...

2006-01-30T14:23:00.000-08:00

This is my favorite Pillsbury Dough Boy pic. It's pretty self-explanitory.

2006-01-30T14:21:00.000-08:00

Here's an image I did to offer 'proof' that the Losties did not crash in the year 2004. It's an obvious 'Planet of the Apes' reference.

2006-01-30T14:20:00.000-08:00

This was mostly the result of a request. I didn't think it was too funny and almost didn't post it, but my fans demanded a manip of this scene, so I obliged them.

2006-01-30T14:05:00.000-08:00

Here's my offering for an explanation regarding Cindy's disappearance. The sharp-eyed observer will find 5 PBDBs in this pic.

2006-01-30T14:02:00.000-08:00

A particularly gruesome and morbid pic of the Pillsbury Dough Boys celebrating a kill. This was done prior to the episode "The Other 48 Days" which revealed that Goodwin was infact killed by Anna Lucia, not the Others as we had been led to believe.

2006-01-30T13:57:00.000-08:00

Herk requested that I use my photoshop skills to reveal the shadowy thugs on the raft. This is what I 'found'.

2006-01-30T13:52:00.000-08:00

Lost Pack decided to play along when I posted my first PBDB pic and claimed to have seen a Dharma Logo on the Doughboy. So I provided this blowup to confirm his claim.

2006-01-30T13:49:00.000-08:00

This one was done in response to the Who shot Shannon controversy a while back. It seemed everyone but Anna Lucia was being accused, so I figured I would throw poor old SP in the mix. Unfortunately it's not too clear who's holding the gun unless you are familiar with my other pics, so this led to some confusion. It all sorted itself out in the end...

2006-01-30T13:48:00.000-08:00

Here's another 'Bonus' Pic that I never bothered to post at the 'Lage. It is actually the very first pic I did with ole' Stay Puffed. However I didn't think it was very funny so I did the one of SP chasing Shannon and posted it instead.

2006-01-30T13:44:00.000-08:00

Shame on Hurley, consorting with the enemy. Tsk, tsk...Come to think of it, I don't think I ever posted this pic at the 'Lage. So this is sort of a 'Bonus' Pic.

2006-01-30T13:43:00.000-08:00

Look out Jin and Eko! The Monster stalks our friends on the "Other" side of the Island.

2006-01-30T13:38:00.001-08:00

This is my personal favorite (as evidenced by the fact that it's my avatar).

2006-01-30T13:38:00.000-08:00

A pic from the Pilot Episode suggesting the fate of the pilot (of the plane). I've always thought the blood was a bit much, but it turns out I'm too lazy to fix it.

2006-01-30T13:28:00.000-08:00

This is the first pic I did featuring the Pillsbury Dough Boy associating with the Others.

2006-01-27T11:11:00.000-08:00

This is the first Photo-Manip I did regarding the Monster on Lost. It began a running joke that the Monster was infact the Staypuffed Marshmellow man of Ghostbusters fame.